if you have any questions, i’m feel bad for you son. i got 99 answers and this ain’t one.

in reality there was some kind of convo about how phantom pain should end with everyone reenacting ‘dancing in the streets’ by bowie and jagger because of all the david bowie references in the metal gear series and i was like i’d give my leg to see metal gear characters reenacting david bowie’s 1993 hit ‘miracle goodnight’ because that would be way funnier and well, here we are. 

i spent like twenty minutes max on each of these and that still feels like way too long so now i’m gonna go lie down and think about what i’ve done this evening. 

yo here’s my headcanon fuckin’ levi without the blood and guts and stuff
some old school underground thug ass days.
man, i hope this shit hasn’t been ruined by the backstory manga or something. 
anyway, i utilized my fancy dancy history/anthropology degree to come up with some fancy ass tattoo ideas that might be common in a fairly landlocked medieval type society thing to design this horrible thing. i might actually do a better version someday when i haven’t been drinking heavily, and my spirit has not been crushed by soul sucking menial employment. who knows. 

yo here’s my headcanon fuckin’ levi without the blood and guts and stuff

some old school underground thug ass days.

man, i hope this shit hasn’t been ruined by the backstory manga or something. 

anyway, i utilized my fancy dancy history/anthropology degree to come up with some fancy ass tattoo ideas that might be common in a fairly landlocked medieval type society thing to design this horrible thing. i might actually do a better version someday when i haven’t been drinking heavily, and my spirit has not been crushed by soul sucking menial employment. who knows. 

ok, so hotitan drew a thing. and then i really wanted to draw a thing too. AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT IT IS REALLY HARD TO COME UP WITH THUG TATTOOS BASED ON A CIVILIZATION THAT HAS BEEN LIVING BEHIND A LANDLOCKED WALL FOR A LONG ASS TIME. 
AND THEN OTHER THINGS HAPPENED BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THUGS, TATTOOS, AND THE IDEA OF BARE KNUCKLE BOXING OK. 
THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM 
(also, this is technically part of my improvement meme thing because i have a really hard time drawing anything unless i plan to go places with it, so here’s the reference i used.)

ok, so hotitan drew a thing. and then i really wanted to draw a thing too. AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT IT IS REALLY HARD TO COME UP WITH THUG TATTOOS BASED ON A CIVILIZATION THAT HAS BEEN LIVING BEHIND A LANDLOCKED WALL FOR A LONG ASS TIME. 

AND THEN OTHER THINGS HAPPENED BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THUGS, TATTOOS, AND THE IDEA OF BARE KNUCKLE BOXING OK. 

THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM 

(also, this is technically part of my improvement meme thing because i have a really hard time drawing anything unless i plan to go places with it, so here’s the reference i used.)